February 2012
summerslang:
its a special thing when your thighs still radiate warmth from the friction even twenty minutes later. its curious how the teeth marks start to welt and spread across your ribcage without even being able to feel it, and your lips similarly begin to swell in unison. the lack of oxygen resulting from fingers wrapped around my neck create a sense of euphoria hard to attain otherwise.
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Tomorrow I'm going to buy the sluttiest dress and...
Who needs money for DVDs when you have isohunt?
Downloading Davina’s fitness DVD so I can get ‘body buff’
My sports bra squishes my boobies so much though.
Anonymous asked: must be fun living with a guy who cheats on you.
What a bullshit day.
Moody Bitch.
I have been the foulest person to work with today. I’ve been cranky, snappy and just generally a pain in the butt. Tomorrow will be different.
I just want all the money in the world so I can...
Today I had such a crappy day at work. I genuinely lost all my spark and could not be bothered. Tomorrow should be a little better because I have so much to do and I’m technically in charge of the counter. The only thing that’ll make me feel better today is Zumba with my girlies.
Half Bloody Term
I swear I wasn’t as infuriating as teenagers these days. There’s a girl outside my work stood there with her friends singing about her own boobs at the top of her voice. I feel like telling her to find some self respect and just shut the hell up. She can’t sing songs like that until she has boobs like mine anyway. Stupid girl.
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What a fucking fantastic night this is.
Wait 10 hours to someone to come home and then the stress begins. I had such a good day. I’m definitely a girl who prefers time alone.
I heard that you like bad girls. Honey, is that...
Wow, just wow.
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Skydive.
I’m doing a skydive for charity in a few months with a guy from work and my friends daughter. However, I’m finding it particularly difficult to decide what charity to raise the money for. We each have to raise a minimum of £300 just to do the skydive and Barclays double whatever we raise so potentially we’ll have at least £1800 between the three of us.
I’m so excited for...
Woken up extremely horny.
My dreams are a bad influence.
Want to send me a Valentines card?
I’ll fully appreciate it.
I love boobs.
But mine are so sore right now.
Don't read if periods make you feel sick.
But my period is making me feel sick. I’ve gone from having 0 periods a month to 2 periods a month. WTF? How does that shit even make sense? Mother nature is playing some wicked wicked trick on me. Well it’s 1 - 0 to her. Bitch.
Today.
I haven’t even napped. Now I find it increasingly difficult to get through the evenings without a nap. I start to watch television, the kitty cat climbs on top of me, we fall asleep…blah blah blah. Before you know it, it’s 3 hours later (by nap I mean pure sleep time) and Morgan’s on his way home and I’ve done precisely none of the housework. Well today I fought off...
The moral high-ground is a beautiful place to be...
Shame I’m slowly sinking…
